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A suspenseful view of Schweitzer's Exfoliater Canoes when it's not covered in tarps
Schweitzer's Exfoliater Canoes
November 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of Edison Square. It's the toughest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too boring for retirees.
- This was John Hench's least visited attraction.
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