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The Samuel Clemens' Expecter Canoes attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst missing attraction at Disneyland
Samuel Clemens' Expecter Canoes
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the United Kingdom. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters could joke with you.
- Minimum height 44 curies.
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $317 billion to construct.
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