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The Rudyard Kipling's Exporter Canoes ride, magically considered to be the best awful ride at Disneyland
Rudyard Kipling's Exporter Canoes
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Two and a quarter Disneys
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Interior. It's the least relaxing way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!
- Warning: after a full moon, this ride will be hostile to former cast members.
Policies and Notices
- Any attempt to modify this ride may result in massive online protests.
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