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Rudyard Kipling's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Potato Head
Rudyard Kipling's Expectorator Canoes
November 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Africa. It's the toughest way to see the river up close without the convenience of a motor!
- Guests struggling with angry broomsticks should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature chickens.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to hold your head and balloons within the wild animals at significant times.
- The woods behind this attraction are home to many drunken grad-nite students.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
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