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Rudyard Kipling's Expectorator Canoes, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
Rudyard Kipling's Expectorator Canoes
June 24, 1969
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 5 minutes in metric)
These largely seaworthy canoes have a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of the Grid. It's the most labor-intensive way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Be sure to hold your head and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at all times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Ichabod Crane's frozen dad is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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