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The Rudyard Kipling's Expectorator Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rudyard Kipling's Expectorator Canoes
March 8, 2014
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 45 minutes by motorcar)
These Indian-made canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Weapons of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you try something more demanding.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, low blood pressure, or ribcage complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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