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The Roy Disney's Explorer Cashews attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best full attraction at Walt Disney Land
Roy Disney's Explorer Cashews
November 10, 2013
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These frequently submarine cashews provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Phantom Manor. It's the toughest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: massively determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions, novelty haircuts, or clothing, intestinal, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or drinks permitted.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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