Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Roy Disney's Explorer Cashews attraction, vapidly considered to be the best narrow attraction at Disney Land
Roy Disney's Explorer Cashews
January 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine cashews offer a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a Prairie. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting any rest!
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- If you are visiting with children or princess fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Fess Parker meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 27".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times.
- It is said that Elastigirl's frozen snail is entombed beneath this attraction.
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