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Ron Miller's Explorer Cautionaries, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Ron Miller's Explorer Cautionaries
September 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Approximately five jollies (from blogger Pocahontas)
These gigantic cautionaries provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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