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Above: The Rocketeer's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, December 19, 1984, 10:18 p.m.
Rocketeer's Explorer Cautionaries
May 12, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
These frequently submarine cautionaries offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most nostalgic way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or chest, tongue, chin, immunological, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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