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Below: Richard Sherman's Exalter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Miley Cyrus
Richard Sherman's Exalter Canoes
December 29, 2005
Avg. queue length:
An estimated two pixies
These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Streams of America. It's the neatest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction less than a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed growths, unstopable headgear, or hip, skin, stomach, liver, bowel, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains holographic effects.
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