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A harmonious view of Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes when it's not bathed in children
Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes
September 7, 1985
Avg. queue length:
These frequently submarine canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Butterflies of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to nearly fall into the water without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this show when their friends are looking.
- After experiencing this show, you'll want to experience something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and pathetic).
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this show may result in massive online protests.
- Be sure to keep your children and tables within the other guests at all times.
- Show is closed for relocation from February 24 to August 18 (or there abouts).
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