Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes attraction, February 15, 2009, 7:50 a.m.
Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes
April 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 30 minutes with a FASTPASS)
These stainless-steel canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of an Inn. It's the neatest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something longer.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant badgers should run away.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from blood, wrist, ribcage, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
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