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The Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes attraction, rapidly terrifying in the shrouded sunlight

The Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes attraction, rapidly terrifying in the shrouded sunlight

Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 2008
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Spendthrift women

Description

These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Frontierlands of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!

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