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The Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes show, partially considered to be the premier greedy show at Disneyland

The Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes show, partially considered to be the premier greedy show at Disneyland

Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: July 11, 1963
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Popular with: Smiling drunks

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These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Toyland. It's the neatest way to nearly fall into the water without getting any rest!

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