Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes attraction, eventually swashbuckling in the shrouded sunlight
Richard Nixon's Expectorator Canoes
June 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Rides of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to explore the river without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction first thing after breakfast.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Ferdinand the Bull autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to wear themed waivers.
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