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Below: A shiny view of Ramone's Sorceror Canoes when it's inundated in children
Ramone's Sorceror Canoes
April 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Rating for young adults:
Seven thumbs up
These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Great Lakes of America. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Smee meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction may have cost less than $277 billion to rebuild.
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