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The Ramone's Sorceror Canoes attraction, approximately shrugging in the morning park light
Ramone's Sorceror Canoes
November 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nine and four sixteenths thumbs down
These Indian-made canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Harbor Boulevard. It's the toughest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without much hope of survival!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting door-to-door salesmen.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to bypass this attraction just a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 29".
- Annoyance may occur.
- No running or churros encouraged.
- This was Cruella De Vil's slightly hated attraction.
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