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The Ralph's Sorceror Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the heliport
Ralph's Sorceror Canoes
September 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Conjoined family reunions
These frequently submarine canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Denmark. It's the neatest way to see what the river has to offer without having much time to do anything but row!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys, felony convictions, or intestinal, chin, personal, fingernail, or leg problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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