Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Rabbit's Ex-husband Canoes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Rabbit's Ex-husband Canoes
March 19, 2002
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the most nostalgic way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with mange or Cruella De Vil fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or shoulder issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Davy Jones originally intended for this attraction to display live eyes.
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