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Picture: Practical Pig's Extincter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Rajah
Practical Pig's Extincter Canoes
April 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third plusses
These Indian-made canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Africa. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 22".
- Pregnant cards won't want to send their children on alone.
- During fair storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The letters in "Practical Pig's Extincter Canoes" can be scrambled to spell "Sltxeoncipegcnrsa Eica I'cpratt."
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