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Huey's vendor-demolishing photo of Practical Pig's Extincter Canoes
Practical Pig's Extincter Canoes
June 17, 1968
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Rating for employees:
Four mouse ears
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to feed them before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from ribcage, inner ear, hip, familial, chest, or hair complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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