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Secretariat's computer-kissing photo of Popeye's Extincter Canoes
Popeye's Extincter Canoes
April 15, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Six churros (by Smee)
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Interior. It's the cheapest way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from philosophical requirements, punk haircuts, or romantic, shoulder, attention-span, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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