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Popeye's Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Boudin

Popeye's Exfoliater Canoes, a favorite attraction of Boudin

Popeye's Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 21, 2008
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Generally designed by: Vacationing drunks

Description

These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the coolest way to see the river up close without maintaining right of way!

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