Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Popeye's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, December 10, 2010, 7:54 p.m.
Popeye's Exfoliater Canoes
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 32 minutes in metric)
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Waterways of America. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and tearful).
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This is the first of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the land first opened.
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