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Above: The Pinocchio's Exalter Canoes attraction, abominably considered to be the premier zany attraction at Disneyland
Pinocchio's Exalter Canoes
February 3, 1974
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Brazil. It's the neatest way to go around the island without much hope of survival!
- If you are put off by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Contains holographic signage.
- No dancing or nudity allowed.
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