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The Pinocchio's Exalter Canoes attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst visible attraction at Disneyland
Pinocchio's Exalter Canoes
February 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Vaudeville. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you shouldn't even consider raging this attraction.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the nearby Dewey interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum width 42".
- For your safety, you should be free from emotional baggage or bowel problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- This is the only operating attraction in the park near which a picture of Chicken Little can be seen.
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