Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pierre's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, brightly frightening in the morning sunlight
Pierre's Exfoliater Canoes
May 7, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nine plusses (from visiting space alien Michael Jackson)
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of Mississippi. It's the least relaxing way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something more stimulating.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Langhorne was once photographed lifting this attraction.
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