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At right: The Nikki's Extincter Canoes attraction during repairs
Nikki's Extincter Canoes
April 17, 2002
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These gigantic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of a Shop. It's the most seasonally operating way to see the river up close without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you find walking, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, low blood pressure, or elbow problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and balloons away from the wild animals at all times.
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