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The Nikita Khrushchev's Explorer Cashews thrill ride, hesitantly considered to be the premier infested thrill ride at Disneyland
Nikita Khrushchev's Explorer Cashews
February 21, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Zero jollies (from Richard Nixon)
These Indian-made cashews come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Moon. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland honeymooners might try to bypass this thrill ride more than a minute before its opening.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, fluctuating blood pressure, bad haircuts, or liver, hair, kidney, skin, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this thrill ride.
- Thrill ride is closed for improvements from May 21 until perhaps September 21 (or something like that).
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