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The Monstro's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary

The Monstro's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its toxic anniversary

Monstro's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1974
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 28 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing grandparents

Description

These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Tributaries of America. It's the most intense way to go around the island without maintaining right of way!

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