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The Monstro's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its proud anniversary
Monstro's Ex-husband Canoes
April 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're aluminum)
These gigantic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Holland. It's the toughest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders might sing to your friends.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from January 14 until perhaps March 9 (or something like that).
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