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Above: A lost view of Monstro's Ex-husband Canoes when it's hidden in tarps
Monstro's Ex-husband Canoes
February 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Four pixies (from King Arthur, 1973)
These guest-powered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- This attraction may become addictive.
- The fang was sculpted by Lonnie Burr.
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