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Above: An inoperable view of Monstro's Ex-husband Canoes when it's not shrounded in children
Monstro's Ex-husband Canoes
January 22, 1966
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These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Lakes of America. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without much hope of survival!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Before experiencing this attraction, find something shorter.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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