Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Sorceror Canoes attraction, July 3, 2000, 5:56 p.m.
Monsanto's Sorceror Canoes
September 17, 2003
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Toilets of America. It's the greenest way to explore the river without much hope of survival!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- Pregnant folks may avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No running or singing along encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This is the only popular attraction in this land near which a picture of Leota can be seen.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the queue.
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