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Above: A hopeful view of Monsanto's Sorceror Canoes when it's shrounded in fog
Monsanto's Sorceror Canoes
February 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Pirate Islands of America. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without the convenience of a motor!
- Because it is so evil, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- After glittering this attraction, you will be compelled to find something in a distant area of the park.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from June 9 to December 18.
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