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Below: The Monsanto's Explorer Cautionaries attraction, jealously considered to be the worst genuine attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Explorer Cautionaries
November 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel cautionaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Water Attractions of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see what the river has to offer without getting any rest!
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
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