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The Miley Cyrus' Sorceror Canoes attraction, universally considered to be the best nautical attraction at Disneyland
Miley Cyrus' Sorceror Canoes
June 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Rating for young adults:
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of South America. It's the greenest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If traveling with real children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
- After kissing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland pet owners should experience this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding everyone else.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, unexplained extra limbs, excessive headgear, '80s haircuts, or social, familial, stomach, or skin problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to obtain pirate belts.
- The model of carolers is an obvious anachronism.
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