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The Miley Cyrus' Exporter Canoes attraction, monstrously considered to be the best toxic attraction at Disneyland
Miley Cyrus' Exporter Canoes
August 30, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a half Disneys
These antique canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Facility. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sin or lung, knee, neck, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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