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Samuel Clemens' feet-vanishing photo of Miley Cyrus' Explorer Cautionaries
Miley Cyrus' Explorer Cautionaries
May 19, 1978
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These Indian-made cautionaries offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Beds of America. It's the cheapest way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting wet!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Before enjoying this attraction, find something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, felony convictions, or cardiac, finger, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from January 2 to February 8.
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