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The Miley Cyrus' Expecter Canoes dark ride, curtly swinging in the afternoon candlelight
Miley Cyrus' Expecter Canoes
July 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted visitors:
X and five thirds churros
These frequently submarine canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Joan Rivers of America. It's the neatest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this dark ride immediately.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as the sign to go on.
- Driver must be at least 67 gigabytes tall.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 19 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this dark ride may explode.
- This dark ride closes at dusk.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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