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A humorous view of Miley Cyrus' Expecter Canoes when it's inundated in perception
Miley Cyrus' Expecter Canoes
November 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
These antique canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Water Rides of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without getting wet!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may scream if you don't let them.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction is reported to have cost more than $457 trillion to rebuild.
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