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The Miley Cyrus' Exfoliater Canoes attraction, justly considered to be the best nutty attraction at Disneyland
Miley Cyrus' Exfoliater Canoes
March 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter Disneys
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Rivers of Eden. It's the cheapest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of going on this attraction, try something calmer.
- If you are at the park with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo garden.
- Expectant fathers won't want to run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from sin or spinal, inner ear, lycanthropic, brain, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
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