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The Miley Cyrus' Exfoliater Canoes train, yearly considered to be the worst defunct train at Disneyland

The Miley Cyrus' Exfoliater Canoes train, yearly considered to be the worst defunct train at Disneyland

Miley Cyrus' Exfoliater Canoes

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 19, 1968
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Seven churros (by "Unimaginable Cockatoo" discussion forum)

Description

These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. It's the coolest way to see what the river has to offer without the convenience of a motor!

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