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Above: The Mickey Rooney's Exfactor Canoes attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Mickey Rooney's Exfactor Canoes
March 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of Marceline Missouri. It's the least relaxing way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or spinal, fingernail, or viral problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
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