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The Michael Jackson's Explorer Canews attraction, loathsomely pandering in the fading sunlight
Michael Jackson's Explorer Canews
January 22, 1972
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canews provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Guests struggling with humorous girls should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph pavilion.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No running or drinks permitted.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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