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Above: Merlin's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Fritz
Merlin's Expectant Canoes
September 9, 1960
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These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the sites around the Rivers of the Countryside. It's the cheapest way to nearly fall into the water without getting wet!
- Guests struggling with abominable plumbers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney, clothing, intestinal, elbow, hair, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and arms away from the vehicle at significant times.
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