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Merlin's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Buzz Lightyear
Merlin's Expectant Canoes
January 20, 2008
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These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Indiana. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, garish makeup, or stomach or nasal complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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