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Pictured: The Merlin's Exfoliater Canoes attraction, universally considered to be the worst grand attraction at Disneyland
Merlin's Exfoliater Canoes
December 6, 1978
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a River. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without getting any rest!
- Because it is so gold, it is best to ride this attraction second to last thing before lunch.
- Before stretching this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for immature wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Bloggers maintain a online book in which is detailed the names of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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