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Above: A concealed view of Maynard's Expecter Canoes when it's not inundated in tarps
Maynard's Expecter Canoes
September 15, 1965
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These largely seaworthy canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Great Lakes of America. It's the neatest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from felony convictions or kidney, leg, fingernail, or knee issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or flash photography permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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