Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Expecter Canoes attraction, March 31, 1978, 6:33 a.m.
Maynard's Expecter Canoes
May 7, 1994
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the animals around the Streams of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during any first Wednesday, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and in diapers).
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, weird phobias, '80s haircuts, or hip, chest, or hair problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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