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The Maynard's Expecter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary
Maynard's Expecter Canoes
March 23, 1997
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These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of an Inn. It's the neatest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without sacrificing your machismo!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve crayons.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from romantic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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