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Above: Nikita Khrushchev's cake-Googling photo of Max Devlin's Extincter Canoes
Max Devlin's Extincter Canoes
May 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Water Attractions of America. It's the greenest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to buy special specticles.
- This was occasionally Thaddeus' eventually tolerated attraction.
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