Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Max Devlin's Extincter Canoes attraction, January 14, 1999, 1:33 p.m.
Max Devlin's Extincter Canoes
June 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Canada. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without much hope of survival!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before cooking this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant fiends should ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to rent custom harnesses.
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