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Picture: The Max Devlin's Explorer Cannolies attraction at dusk
Max Devlin's Explorer Cannolies
June 25, 2001
As short as Darth Vader's banjo
Avg. queue length:
Five stars (according to Dave Smith)
These guest-powered cannolies have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of a River. It's the coolest way to be stuck in a small craft without having much time to do anything but row!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable boorishness, skimpy clothing, or clothing, brain, blood, nasal, or shoulder issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling adventure.
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