Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Devlin's Expectorator Canoes attraction at first light
Max Devlin's Expectorator Canoes
January 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of Rainbow Ridge. It's the least relaxing way to nearly fall into the water without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or lycanthropic or attention-span issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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