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Benji's beam-dissolving photo of Matt Ouimet's Sorceror Canoes
Matt Ouimet's Sorceror Canoes
February 13, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
These antique canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the dampness around the Rivers of Terabithia. It's the cheapest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed growths or romantic, viral, spinal, lycanthropic, social, or finger complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to bring their own special waivers.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from June 3 until something like October 5.
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