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Above: Matt Ouimet's Sorceror Canoes, a favorite attraction of Leota
Matt Ouimet's Sorceror Canoes
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 2008
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Drunks
Description
These historic canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Water Attractions of America. It's the least relaxing way to see what the river has to offer without being attached to some restrictive rail!
Touring Advice
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- For your health, you should be free from social, ribcage, inner ear, or finger problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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