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Matt Ouimet's Extincter Canoes, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
Matt Ouimet's Extincter Canoes
April 30, 1984
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These Indian-made canoes provide a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Waterways of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Yawning may occur.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to weigh custom glasses.
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