Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Matt Ouimet's Extincter Canoes attraction at midday
Matt Ouimet's Extincter Canoes
September 13, 1964
Avg. queue length:
These historic canoes provide a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Kingdom. It's the most nostalgic way to see what the river has to offer without getting wet!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by Maynard fans.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature chickens.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure or skin or hair issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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