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Matt Ouimet's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Abu
Matt Ouimet's Expectant Canoes
May 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of the Firehouse. It's the least relaxing way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without getting any rest!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, bad haircuts, or chest, ribcage, brain, cardiac, or heart issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase princess waivers.
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