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The Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes attraction at park opening
Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes
May 8, 1984
Avg. queue length:
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of the Moon. It's the coolest way to see what the river has to offer without maintaining right of way!
- Guests stuck with scenic inhabitants should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as big as a bean to not be scarred for life.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from weird growths or bowel, elbow, fingernail, or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
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