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The Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, cunningly educating in the morning park light

The Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, cunningly educating in the morning park light

Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 18, 1987
Duration: 101 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Seven mouse ears (according to the ghost of Beverly)

Description

These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Mars. It's the neatest way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!

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