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The Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland

The Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland

Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 23, 1972
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of the Antarctic. It's the most intense way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without having much time to do anything but row!

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