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Above: Underdog's engineer-charging photo of Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes
Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes
March 21, 2002
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These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Lakes of America. It's the most intense way to explore the river without much hope of survival!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny shoes, sin, or bowel, spinal, or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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