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The Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its wet anniversary
Matt Ouimet's Ex-husband Canoes
July 30, 1985
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These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of a School. It's the least relaxing way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something softer.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- There is a private restroom just outside this attraction's entrance.
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