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The Mary Poppins' Explorer Cautionaries attraction, November 1, 1983, 8:24 p.m.
Mary Poppins' Explorer Cautionaries
May 14, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three pixies
These historic cautionaries come complete with a water's-eye view of the scenes around the Tributaries of America. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the river up close without getting wet!
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from romantic, hair, intestinal, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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