Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mary Poppins' Explorer Canews attraction during construction
Mary Poppins' Explorer Canews
April 15, 2011
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These unpowered canews offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Spain. It's the least relaxing way to go around the island without sacrificing your machismo!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland tourists should run to this attraction for a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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