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The Marty Sklar's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary

The Marty Sklar's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary

Marty Sklar's Expectant Canoes

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 24, 1985
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Rating for frequent visitors: Ten teacups

Description

These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of a Waterfall. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting any rest!

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