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Marty Sklar's Expectant Canoes, a favorite attraction of Tantor
Marty Sklar's Expectant Canoes
February 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 18 minutes in metric)
These guest-powered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Waterways of America. It's the cheapest way to see what the river has to offer without sacrificing your machismo!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Stinky Pete photo pavilion.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
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