Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Marty Sklar's Expectant Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
Marty Sklar's Expectant Canoes
June 24, 1985
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These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Rivers of a Waterfall. It's the most intense way to get away from the lazy people in your party without getting any rest!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you should plan to go on this attraction at least once.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, fear of wide-open spaces, '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or knee, ribcage, leg, or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- At one location in the film, you can just see a much maligned attraction.
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