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Above: The Marlin's Expectant Canoes attraction during repairs
Marlin's Expectant Canoes
March 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Universe. It's the cheapest way to nearly fall into the water without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No photography or monkey business encouraged.
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