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An albino view of Marlin's Expectant Canoes when it's not bathed in darkness
Marlin's Expectant Canoes
September 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
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These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of Holidayland. It's the least relaxing way to go around the island without having much time to do anything but row!
- Because it is so slow, try not to ride this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical requirements, excessive drooling, emotional baggage, or social, fingernail, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is haunted by the horrifying spirit of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a new Psycho the Weasel when you jump out into the attraction vehicle.
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