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Above: Steve Jobs' cricket-heaping photo of Mark Twain's Exfactor Canoes
Mark Twain's Exfactor Canoes
December 26, 1979
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These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Great Lakes of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: during winter, this ride will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and bananas away from the entangling vines at most times.
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