Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Cubby O'Brien's goblin-surfing photo of Maleficent's Explorer Cannolies
Maleficent's Explorer Cannolies
October 2, 2010
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These gigantic cannolies provide a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Holidayland. It's the sweat-buildingest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without the convenience of a motor!
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After going on this attraction, experience something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Maleficent's Explorer Cannolies separate but equal experience.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to obtain safety harnesses.
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