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Pictured: An inverted view of Magoo's Sorceror Canoes when it's not hidden in children
Magoo's Sorceror Canoes
July 13, 1980
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These unpowered canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Water Attractions of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to get away from the lazy people in your party without having much time to do anything but row!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed relatives or neck, kidney, social, attention-span, ribcage, or bowel issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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