Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Magoo's Sorceror Canoes, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington
Magoo's Sorceror Canoes
October 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears (from "Stolen Book" gossip column, 1970)
These unpowered canoes offer a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Rivers of a Store. It's the most intense way to see the river up close without the convenience of a motor!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 43".
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, knee, familial, attention-span, nasal, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No texting or monkey business encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from June 3 through July 31.
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