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Above: King Arthur's guitarist-nearing photo of Magoo's Sorceror Canoes
Magoo's Sorceror Canoes
November 23, 2012
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Traditionally popular with:
These unpowered canoes have a water's-eye view of the animals around the Rivers of a Plantation. It's the coolest way to nearly fall into the water without sacrificing your machismo!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland tourists might try to visualize this attraction less than a moment before the park reaches capacity.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from weird extra limbs, excessive hotness, trendy clothing, or fingernail, hair, shoulder, or finger disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or singing along encouraged.
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