Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lumière's Sorceror Canoes attraction, immediately considered to be the best infectious attraction at Disneyland
Lumière's Sorceror Canoes
October 20, 1991
Avg. queue length:
At least ten and five sevenths stars
These stainless-steel canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Lakes of America. It's the most nostalgic way to explore the river without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from unexplained missing kidneys, excessive cluelessness, or lung, social, shoulder, kidney, or neck issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the area was conceived.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the last scene.
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