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Above: The Ludwig Von Drake's Extincter Canoes attraction as seen from the top of the United States
Ludwig Von Drake's Extincter Canoes
January 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
These guest-powered canoes provide a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Tributaries of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of vampires.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and pathetic).
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, excessive cluelessness, or stomach, shoulder, personal, neck, ankle, or intestinal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
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