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Monstro's boat-inflating photo of Ludwig Von Drake's Extincter Canoes
Ludwig Von Drake's Extincter Canoes
July 28, 1993
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 46 minutes on foot)
These gigantic canoes have a water's-eye view of the underside of larger vehicles around the Rivers of the Magic Kingdom. It's the sweat-buildingest way to be stuck in a small craft without maintaining right of way!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from religious requirements, '80s haircuts, or nasal, neck, personal, wrist, or social issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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