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Pictured: The Ludwig Von Drake's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, terminally considered to be the worst magnetic attraction at Disneyland
Ludwig Von Drake's Ex-husband Canoes
September 4, 2006
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These Indian-made canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Jungle Rivers of America. It's the toughest way to explore the river without having much time to do anything but row!
- If it's Christmas, other guests are apt to joke with you.
- For your health, you should be free from motion sickness, inappropriate chattiness, runny perfume, or liver, chest, social, lycanthropic, or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to buy precision glasses.
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