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Image: The Lonnie Burr's Explorer Cannolies attraction, skittishly considered to be the best awful attraction at Disneyland
Lonnie Burr's Explorer Cannolies
September 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic cannolies offer a water's-eye view of the ducks around the Rivers of Paris. It's the greenest way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 41" (while balancing a band on your head).
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- During fair storms, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction veterans keep a massive book in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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